Brendan G.

Scientists have been working for years trying to make a patch that will improve your physical activity.They have been mixing chemicals to try to find the right combination. Finally, they have perfected their product! They call it a sports patch.




What it is:
The sports patch is a medicated 2x3 inch patch that you place on your upper bicep ten minutes before you are in a sporting event or any other physical activity. The patch will release chemicals that are also found in anabolic and androgenic steroids into your pores of your skin. The chemicals will make you your muscles stronger enabling you run faster, throw farther, and much more. It also improves your stamina. After two hours, the chemicals ware off. Therefore, the chemicals will not show up in drug tests.



How it works:
The sports patches contain anabolic and androgenic steroids. Both of these steroids increase the speed of protein synthesis, increasing the speed of muscle growth. The steroids also increase your competitive and aggressive traits, which are valuable traits for sports. This combination of steroids were never officially mixed before, that is why the sports patch acts so instantly.




Who uses the sports patch:
The sport patch is used by many athletes such as Lebron James, Christiano Ronaldo, Derek Jeter, Desean Jackson and much more.
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This picture shows Christiano Ronaldo, a famous
Portuguese soccer player. He is an active user of the
Sports Patch.



How to get the Sports Patch:
You can order sports patches off this website. The price is $24.99 for 10 patches, or $99.99 for 50 sports patches. Caution: do not use more than two sports patch a day. If you do, the effects of the patch will not ware immediately therefore the drugs will show up in drug tests.
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